Mug - Hello Spring bandana Read them every single day

Read them every single day to remind you what a fabulous fucker you really are

shut the f*ck up" mug says it all

and there's one person who will NOT shut up about the fact that they can eat whatever they want and never put on weight

Have you got a pooch who is awkward as fuck

Mug - Hello Spring bandana Read them every single day'Hello spring, here comes the runny noses, itchy eyes & constant fucking sneezing' Mug. Who can relate to this one? It's the time of year when new life is in full force, the world is starting to look pretty again with the blooming flowers, colourful landscapes with cute little lambs bouncing around fields in pure joy.. Well at least i think that's what's happing, i can't fucking see from my sore as fuck eyeballs and constant fucking ah chooing! MBM