Empires of Sand Children's Action & Adventure Books (Books) has made an impact on

has made an impact on three billion souls

Now the bestselling author of Darth Vader and Son and Vader's Little Princess brings his witty comic observations to terrestrial parenting in this perceptive book celebrating the more surreal moments of raising a child

one victim survived long enough to breathe these dying words: "Find Beowulf Agate" --words that reverberate all the way to CIA headquarters in Langley

WHICH LEADS TO THE PAIR ACCIDENTALLYKILLING HIM WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER

Empires of Sand Children's Action & Adventure Books (Books) has made an impact onISBN13: 9780553110142 ISBN10: 0553110144 Material Type: hardcover