How To: Absurd Scientific Advice for Common Real-World Problems Super Hero When an army of little

When an army of little creatures bombards Hilda's living room with stone and eviction notices

the mute child Akira and the deranged youth Tetsuo

With all its pieces in a portable small cloth bag

otherwise you'll get smashed

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