Attempted Murder Dad hat pun tshirts and embroidered design that’s equal

and embroidered design that’s equal parts sassy and earth-conscious

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The “Great Tits” design features two actual birds (get your mind out of the gutter… or don’t) embroidered on a heavyweight cotton-blend hoodie with a roomy fit and kangaroo pocket

This cozy beanie combines a ribbed knit design with a fun Halloween twist

Attempted Murder Dad hat pun tshirts and embroidered design that’s equalThis embroidered dad hat features your dangerously funny wordplay stitched front and center, making it the perfect conversation starter for bird lovers with a dark sense of humor. Whether you're running errands, filming chaotic TikToks, or plotting absolutely nothing suspicious, this cap delivers effortless cool with a side of menace.